when a man forcefully opens the mouth of anything and gives one violent bone shattering thrust into the throat of the victim.
by nigger bitch boob July 6, 2010
Get the bearded dragonmug. Man did you see Todd Marjama? He had a thick beard of zits, i bet when he shaves his razor is full of whiteheads.
by jagon March 20, 2009
Get the Beard Of Zitsmug. by XavierF April 29, 2006
Get the kiddie beardmug. 
n. a woman's pubes; pubic hair on a female.
a woman's bush
may also be used to refer to a woman's twat
a woman's bush
may also be used to refer to a woman's twat
by Salohcin February 14, 2006
Get the belly beardmug. Scroat Beard. The wearing a gruff unkempt beard. Often while having your head shaved or short.
Wearing a rough untrimmed beard reminiscent of "Grizzly Adams" in which the person does not care about their appearance as a form of rebellion or nerd coolness.
A beard resembling a nut sack.
Origins for the beard? Possibly begun recently with the movie "The Hangover". Alan Garner is the character with a similar "Scroat Beard". He is played by Zach Galifianakis.
Wearing a rough untrimmed beard reminiscent of "Grizzly Adams" in which the person does not care about their appearance as a form of rebellion or nerd coolness.
A beard resembling a nut sack.
Origins for the beard? Possibly begun recently with the movie "The Hangover". Alan Garner is the character with a similar "Scroat Beard". He is played by Zach Galifianakis.
by JOHN the UNDEREMPLOYED October 14, 2010
Get the Scroat Beardmug. Yeah, she's pretty and fun to hang out with but ultimately it comes down to this. Is she willing to wear a Beard Of Balls for you?
by Shumpster January 1, 2011
Get the Beard Of Ballsmug.