She may seem like an innocent girl but once you get to know her she ill show you the biggest of the dicks you'll ever see in your entire life.
by H rã me os tomatos November 22, 2021
Get the Mariamug. Maria Jensen is a beautiful girl, that has very big tits and a very big butt.
She also has a cousin named ''Pablo'' He has a moustache
She also has a cousin named ''Pablo'' He has a moustache
by Maria Jensen December 2, 2019
Get the Maria Jensenmug. Maria:
She has one of the finest asses ever,I bet she gives the best bj’s
every guy wants to fuck maria,
but especially jerry.So does she
She has one of the finest asses ever,I bet she gives the best bj’s
every guy wants to fuck maria,
but especially jerry.So does she
by Wang518 November 20, 2021
Get the Mariamug. Maria is super quiet, yet well balanced and incredibly mellow. She remains calm and does what’s best for herself. She is pretty and she knows. Doesn’t say much about herself. Very attentive and perceptive. Secretly very bitchy… but still very nice.
I love Maria
by yukarim November 22, 2021
Get the Mariamug. maria is the best friend ever. if you ever meet one, NEVER EVER let her go. she’s kind, funny and smart, AND DROP DEAD GORGOUS. she gets insecure at times but always remind her she’s pretty. if you know her your lucky but if you guys ever become close make sure to treat her like a queen bc she is one. ily maria<33.
by gab2swag November 24, 2021
Get the mariamug. Una brutta ciuccacazzi di trans in viale trieste che odia il duce e si diverte incazzandosi con Marcis
by scghille November 21, 2021
Get the Maria Cristina Guerramug. A truck driver soul in an angel body. She is always the funnier and loudest bitch in the room. if you hear a siren check again, it could be her laugh.
Dirty jokes are a religion.
Dirty jokes are a religion.
by K.d.levin November 21, 2021
Get the Mariamug.