blowjob teether

A “blowjob teether” is a person who is known to use their teeth to bite, nibble, and scrape. while giving a blow job.

Eg; 1, that’s really what you did, wow you blowjob teether. 2, Ow, stop for a

Second, you didn’t say you were a blowjob teether.

by Goober The gooning glump December 14, 2024

Blowjob for best friend day

October 18th is national give your best dread a blowjob day

I guess I should call my guy best friend. It’s national blowjob for best friend day

by Bddaddy October 18, 2022

sweedish blowjob

A very depraved blowjob performed for drugs.

I really wanted some weed, so I offered Jack a sweedish blowjob

by Vestigial Limb November 13, 2016

Colonial Blowjob

The act of receiving a blowjob to completion, then immediately kicking the providing person out of their own home.

Dude I got the best colonial blowjob last night... the chick's fridge was full, I'm gonna eat rich for weeks.

by Anima_Caston August 28, 2024

demi blowjob

Only taking the head of the penis into the mouth while performing a blowjob.

She bent over and gave me a demi blowjob, wrapping her fingers around my shaft and sucking the head of my penis, never allowing more than an inch penetration.

by ThTT April 19, 2017

black mesa blowjob

getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)

me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"

by the real gordon freeman May 27, 2025

Russian Blowjob

Verb; the act (or acts) of using the breasts of a woman to envelope & masturbate a males privates as well as performing oral.

formerly a boob-job

“Brother, jacks mom took me home after the game & gave me the sloppiest russian blowjob!”

by Feroluci July 3, 2024