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Fresh kicks genocide

(n.) the crime against humanity committed by a host who asks guests to take their shoes off at a party.

A fresh kicks genocide tends to be committed by a neat freak or a psychopath. Victims are inhumanely forced to do "low fives" and make dishonest complements about the patterns on their friends' socks.

The (unconfirmed) original fresh kicks genocide occurred when Noah requested animals take off their shoes and socks before entering his Ark.
Alex is under scrutiny by the groupchat for reports of a fresh kicks genocide at her pregame.
by nolandc September 26, 2019
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funk master fresh

"My twat reeks something fierce, I need to go buy some Funk Master Fresh!"
by Kansas Jayhawker August 15, 2016
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kroger, fresh for everyone

with the kroger app prices go low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low!
YES FINALLY THE SLOGEN IS kroger, fresh for everyone
by oversized potato February 19, 2021
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fresh cut aidan

Has a fresh cut and the maddest cunt ever but all bitches blow him
by Jeffy Jeffy January 14, 2017
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Fresh white morning

The process of waking up and deliberately applying a new coat of cum on your bedding, irregardless if your bed is already messy.
guy: Hey how was your morning?

girl: Yeah I started my day with a fresh white morning
guy: woah! I wasn't expecting your morning to be that exciting!
girl: Yeah I like to do it when I can.
by Skyjam June 18, 2017
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Fresh air boy

A person, usually on a construction site, who refuses to dress warmly in cold weather, and will only wear a t-shirt year round.
* Rusty walks by in a t shirt in -5 degree weather *

Mike: Hey, did you see rusty walk by in a t-shirt?

Lyle: Ya, I geuss he's the last of the fresh air boys

This can also can be used as a question to make fun of someone under-dressed...

* Two Dummies walks by in t-shirts *

Darren: Oh, you like that fresh air, boys?
by Fresh air boy February 4, 2010
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Box Fresh Boxers

These are the coolest boxers ever!
They are BOSH!
:D
So amazingly cool there should be a mighty bosh tee shirt xD
Will is BOSH cause he owns box fresh boxers. ;)
by k.t_x April 16, 2009
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