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by creeperman February 1, 2022

Choco Pie Man

Choco Pie Man is the first Man who invented shit in womankind. In 1989, he started preaching the gospel of the chocolate penis with his food truck business. He said in an interview that “The vagina wants chocolate, chocolate wants the vagina…Naked Chocolate is the freakiest thing…Like, imagine a chocolate vagina.”

This weird fluke of marketing explained why the commercials for Choco Pie Man sound like porn stars describing their sexual encounters.

Even without any accompanying bunny graphics, there’s something legitimately disturbing about giving your vagina a healthy food option.

Over the years, Choco Pie Man gained a cult following. He even made the trip to Japan where he filled chocolates and pizzas in vaginas in front of a cheering crowd. According to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, he’s gotten thousands of requests from women who want to try chocolates placed in their mouths.

“It's delicious and creamy and the fluffiness just melts in your mouth! It's like eating a muffin. Put it in your vagina.” - Choco Pie Man

by Drapen March 31, 2022

Rich Mans Friday

1) Thursday

2) Justification for drinking excessively 1 day before the weekend has actually begun

"Dude it's Thursday and you're already hammered; don't you have to work tomorrow?! "

To which I retort:

"It's Rich Mans Friday Motherfucker!"

by Suds1981 August 1, 2013

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by creeperman February 1, 2022

Propose my man

The girl wants to say,

After I fell in love with u

I fell in love with my life.

Be with me always.

Stupid bot propose my man.

by Pkgadmob November 7, 2017

Poor Man's Pipe

A pipe constructed from any material that is available or at little cost. Can consist of anything from an apple, tinfoil, plastic bottles to pvc pipe, deer antler, or anything really.

Why buy a pipe when you can make a Poor Man's Pipe, after all you are a broke hippie.

by Jockco willy May 6, 2013

Hollow Man Effect

The feeling a chain smoker feels after smoking a bunch of cigarettes and pot. A feeling of being hollow resinates throughout the chest and mid torso. Caffeine worsens it.

1 "I don't feel so good man, I'm getting the hollow man effect"

2 "Sucks to be you"

3 "Indeed"

by Durkadurk January 2, 2011