Oliver's Balls and Penis

Oliver's balls are sub-atomic, bitsy, bitty, infinitesimal, itty-bitty (or itsy-bitsy), little bitty, microminiature, microscopic (also microscopical), miniature, minuscule, minute, teensy, teensy-weensy, teeny, teeny-weeny, wee, weeny (also weensy). His penis is the size of a ant and his ego is the size of an elephant. He always talks about how big his penis is and how many bitches he has even when it isn't relevant. he also is Fat AF.

Sasha: "Did Oliver stop talking about Oliver's Balls and Penis yet?"

by deezerthe geezer May 24, 2022

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Abnormal balls

When you’re shitting so hard your balls grow bigger.

Bob: *shitting*
Bob: *balls grow”*
John: woah bro. Nice abnormal balls

by Pussypumper3000 January 11, 2023

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8-Ball-Gang

A Gang for mentally unstable kids.

"You're in the 8-ball-gang? You must be fucking crazy!"

by SaitoTW January 12, 2021

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ball digger

When the front end loader slightly touches the side of a ball bearing/joint exposing areas otherwise known as squigs, squiplers, quintoips.

Originally discovered in the deepest sections of antarctic ice. While polar bears and dolphins avoid conflict, vikings and tusciggan hyundai tuscani slap cheeks of the horizontal attributed caldwell-popes. None of this however has anything to do with the NBA.

Carl: Hey John did you hear about the local infestation of ball diggers on the 11pm news?
John: No Carl! I did not hear about that on our local WNEP's segment "Hey there Henry"!
Craig: What are you two up to again talkin about all those ball diggers!
Carl: Leave yourself out of this one Craig, if anyones got ball digging going on in their family, it's you!

John, Craig, and Carl learned in the future that they all actually happened to be ball diggers.

by Winpick November 17, 2018

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