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HELP, HELP ME!

If someone is yelling this, they are completely fine and need no assistance
Giovanni: HELP, HELP ME!

Drew:Nah, You chillin
by AHHHHHHHH HELP ME January 26, 2024
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Pick me

“Ugh Noam is such a pick me girl
by I’m smarter then yall October 9, 2021
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Ass me

Go Ralph!Ass me!
by EvilUnfaith January 12, 2019
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Scarsumofsomegymnasticsequipment#me

It means that yo are scared of some gymnastics equipment like me
I have Scarsumofsomegymnasticsequipment#me syndrome.
by A Kool Girl July 18, 2019
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Spank me

Please spank me daddy. I’ve been so bad.

Get the handcuffs and put them on real tight. Gag me. Pull my pants down and real slow pull my panties down with them. Force me over your lap. Secure the cuffs so I can’t move. Grab a paddle or your hand or SOMETHING HARD. Start hard and slow. Spank me and make me moan. Make it hurt. Do this 20-40 times. Then get faster and faster and FASTER! HARDER AND HARDER! Make me scream and yell and cry real tears. Make me apologize and beg. But don’t be deceived because that pain is what feels sooooo good. Tell me the punishment is almost over but it isn’t. Grab me and lead me over to your office. Chain the handcuffs down so I’m bent over. Force my legs open so you have full access. Then go crazy. Show no mercy. I’ll scream “PLEASE DADDY NO MORE PLEASE” while screaming and moaning. Gasping for air I finally think you’re done after 60-100 hard spanks. But you’re only getting started you grab a 16 inch dildo and push 6 inches in. I moan like crazy. It’s a lot to take in. Through the gag I moan louder as you continue to push 4 more inches in. My pussy is wet and throbbing. Ahhhhh AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH. You leave six inches out as you continue to spank me as hard as you can and once you get to my 150th spank, that last one is what all at once shoved the rest of the dildo in. I scream and moan for 10 minutes straight. Please daddy. Spank me. Spank me. SPANK ME. Ahh ahhhhhh AHHHH AHHHHH OH AHHHHHH PLEASE THATS IT RIGHT THERE HARDER FASTER AHHHHHHHHH
P1:Have you been a bad girl?

P2:No

P1:You liar, you forgot to do the laundry. You’re getting punished. Bend over. Now.

P2:Ahhh please daddy spank me. Spank me hard.
by Just.living.one.day.at.a.time September 30, 2025
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Pick Me Girl

Basically a female simp; A woman obsessed with gaining the attention, approval, and validation of men, often at the expense of other women. They will frequently claim that they’re “not like other girls”, are absurdly eager to please, and will often demean and sabotage other women. Some Pick Me Girls may even develop a form of internalized misogyny out of pressure, trauma, or desperation. Thankfully, Pick Me Girls are usually just a phase for young women.
Example:

Susie: “I’d rather lose my right to vote than lose my right to bear arms!”
Alexandra: “Ah, man. Poor Pick Me Girl. I hope she grows out of it.”
by UrbanAuthor99.9 August 21, 2023
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pick me

pick me : oh my god i love cars 😆😆😆😆
oh my god stop itttt🤪🤪🤪🤪
by seira landrum is pick me November 21, 2021
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