The Crystal Ball

A move in sexual intercourse in which the bottom is mounted from behind whilst the top shaves their head bald. Upon reaching optimal shininess of the scalp and being ready to finish, the top pulls out and ejaculates all over the freshly shaven dome of the bottom. This eruption is followed promptly by the top rubbing the semen into the skull, closing their eyes, and telling a fortune.

Dude, my new girl is really into astrology, so I hit her with the Crystal Ball last night.

by michaeldvca June 8, 2023

Zero Balls

Another name for "Zero Honor" a runescape clan that always uses green dragonhide and addy as their main armor

Oh my god! its zero balls, they're crashing the fight!

by smdzh June 21, 2009

Skwiggle balls

When testical becomes elongated and gets deformed

Person one: Dude what happened?

Person two: i got skwiggle balls.

by Jesus christ 2.0 April 4, 2021

Ball Snipper

A ball snipper is a form of Cock And Ball torture, where the person's balls are snipped off by another

"The ball snipper snipped my balls off and it fucking hurt so badly"

by Kid Ultra September 23, 2021

dick and balls

like the deep stuff of a situation, that you really need to go balls deep with and penetrate to find out about.

wow, this shit really is the dick and balls of weed im sof ucking high
roquefort is the dick and balls of cheese

by crazynutsack October 12, 2022

throwing Waffle's balls

A phrase used when someone jumps ahead of others

Teacher:*assigns group project*
Friend: Ight bet just finished

Other Friend: Bro stop throwing Waffle's balls.

by hAmz_n_eGgz January 27, 2023

leaky balls

when your girlfriend fucks you like a pornstar on heat so hard you loose every last milliliter of jizz you had

its like whats the opposite of blue balls, i came so much i have leaky balls

by Aatonovik August 13, 2017