FBRO Syndrome

Fucked By A Real One Syndrome. When it's been a minute since you've been fucked properly, then you get fucked properly. Symptoms include: bruising, sore throat, and extreme satisfaction. Simply Ice and rest, will recovery in a few days.

"God damn, got the FBRO syndrome, my back is killing me!"

by 1000facts September 15, 2021

Beat The Bus Syndrome

A person, when driving, who has the incentive to always be in front of the bus by any means necessary.
This being:
• Overtaking dangerously
• Driving Recklessly
• Dangerous use of speed

*Bus driver gets cut up by a car when pulling off a roundabout*
“What an idiot! Looks like he has a bad case of Beat The Bus Syndrome”

by BusDriverJordan September 17, 2021

Extreme Bobo Syndrome

The state of bobo-ness that reaches stage 5 and is incurable

It's sad to see our friend Kenneth received the Extreme Bobo Syndrome

by Adilo September 17, 2021

Swerski Syndrome

Named after the snl character Bill Swerski, swerski syndrome is when someone obsesses over their hometown’s sports team. This is extremely common in the Midwest and the East Coast.

Guy 1: “LETS GO CARDINALS THE CUBS FUCKING SUCK!!!”

Guy 2: “That guy has Swerski Syndrome.”
Guy 3: “For real.”

by joewick September 18, 2021

Roleplay Cycle Syndrome

Roleplay Cycle Syndrome (RCS) is a syndrome where you’re doing an erotic roleplay so hot, you constantly imagine about it and/or masturbate to it, but never actually continue it. Then say you’ll continue it next time, only to do exactly the same thing again.

Roleplayer 1: Dude are we actually going to continue our roleplay today?
Roleplayer 2: Sorry man I swear I’ve got Roleplay Cycle Syndrome, can we try tomorrow?

by fjack125 September 19, 2021

America Syndrome

Mental state where an individual is overly influenced with American culture, to the point of hating his own

I can't believe that Jake hates his own country because of America, he totally has the America Syndrome

by Dirty Luka September 21, 2021

Pterodactyl Syndrome

Pterodactyl Syndrome includes:

Coughing
Turning into a pterodactyl
spitting
Making creepy noises randomly
Screaming

If you are unsure that you have Pterodactyl Syndrome, call your doctor to make sure that you have

*Example of Pterodactyl Syndrome shown in the following gif*

"Oh my god, I have Pterodactyl Syndrome!"

by HexTheManiac September 23, 2021