I wish you were gay

Something your ex says when she can't accept the fact that she wasn't cute enough for you to sleep with

I wish you were gay that way I would know it wasn't me, but it was you

by The Hardest Pill To Swallow March 24, 2019

I wanna make a Tiger Woods with her.

I'd like to have inter-racial relations with her.

"I wanna make a Tiger Woods with her." because her breasts are exotic to me.

by Sowadi January 16, 2009

i just came in my daughter

When you cum in your daughter you are making your daughter have a baby with your semen.

I just came in my daughter three times.

by BabBabHabble August 9, 2017

all i want for christmas is you

the greatest modern christmas song of all time. it gets played everywhere nonstop through the holiday season and is incredibly jolly and upbeat. if you dont like it then youre a grinch who hates christmas and jesus

mariah carey really snapped with the bop that is all i want for christmas is you huh

by anonymous October 11, 2020

motha fucka i smoked yo shit

when someone loses something it is the answer to the question if you have seen the object.

-hey have you seen my pencil?
-motha fucka i smoked yo pencil.

-hey have you seen the remote?
-motha fucka i smoked yo remote

by Brian March 7, 2005

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily

I DOUBLE EAT BIG NATE

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily

by MemesMemes April 4, 2022

I fucked your mom shit lips

When Lightning McQueen fucked your mom and made her cheeks go clap.

Connor: I fucked your mom shit lips.
Greg: *cries but in big sad mood*

by Da real Lightning McQueen November 5, 2019