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How battery

How battery, how to ask your phone’s battery or your mother’s (anyone’s) mental energy.
“How battery are you today after that breeding session with McHottie?”
by glxcious January 19, 2024
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muffin batch

You're a muffin batch for doing that.
by DevinSAA January 20, 2024
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The Batman

During doggystyle, make a circle with your index and thumb, put your hands in reverse with the circle over your eyes and rest of the hands resting on your face, like a Batman mask.
Continue pounding in silence unless she turns back. If she does, just tell her "I'm Batman".
- Shit man, I did The Batman to her last night ?
- The What ?
- (proceeds to explain)
- Hell yeah bro, I gotta try it.
by __batmann__ January 27, 2024
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fart batter

Is normally when a build up of gas finally erupts from the anus. It shoots the dingle berries that have been collecting in the anal hairs. This reactions causes it to splatter on the draws like a gooey batter.
Tom:”Hey guys! Call a table for one! The fart batters on me!”
Drake:”That’s disgusting dumb!”
by ScreamingOwl February 4, 2024
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r/BatmanArkham

The subreddit for the popular Arkham game series from the early 2010s... or at least it was.

Due to a seven year drought of content, the patrons of the sub lost their minds. Due to this, they began making tons of obscure memes and shitposts, spreading to other subs before devolving into more chaos. The most well-known joke of the subreddit is to question if someone is stupid (is he/she/they/you/I stupid?)

Along with this, the patrons have created a series of Batman characters with shortened and/or corrupted names, the most popular of which is Man, (Usually portrayed to be a picture of Batman (Micheal Keaton) from "The Flash (2023)" with his bat ears photoshopped off), and Jonkler (Mark Hamil's Joker from the games. Also referred to as Jinkler and Jerker). Along with this is Arkham Asylum, which is usually referred to as "Ham Alsume/Aslume."

Along with these is other content and jokes, such as:

asking for various fictional characters, fanart, and shitposts to be named/renamed
Asking if there is a lore reason for various things (sometimes not related to the games)
Various other shitposts

Among the sea of memes, of course, there are some non-laughing matters, such as actual questions/posts about the Arkham franchise or posts mourning the recent deaths of actors Kevin Conroy and Arleen Sorkin (which are treated with the utmost respect)
In the scenario here, Carolyn is an "aslume inmate" (r/BatmanArkham member), and has gone insane. Here she is with her boyfriend, a normal person.

Carolyn, dressed in a costume of Harley Quinn from "Batman: The Animated Series": Is there a lore reason why Man and Jonkler have not had passionate gay sex yet? Are they stupid?
Boyfriend: ...what?
Carolyn: *Uses her blood, urine, and feces to draw a picture of Killer Croc.* Just made this new character. What the FUCK should I name it?
Boyfriend: I'm leaving you, Carolyn.
Carolyn: Is there a lore reason you're leaving me? Are you stupid?
by PonianYoutube November 13, 2023
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Sex bathroom

A bathroom meant to arouse your partner, often with candles, nice soap, etc
I need a bath in the sex bathroom to freshen up, then we can fuck.
by Sexy Black Cat November 14, 2023
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Nipmuc bathrooms

The number one hangout spot at Nipmuc Regional. A good place to go to the bathroom as well
I can’t wait to go to the Nipmuc Bathrooms to do some completely legal activities with friends.
by Burnttoaster12345 November 16, 2023
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