The Washington Hot Pocket

The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.

Hey, I just gave a man the Washington Hot Pocket last night. It was good

by Random definition guy October 15, 2023

Hot men

None of them exist

Friend:have you seen any hot men recently

Me:none of them exist

by Emma_likesurbandictionary.com July 20, 2021

hot cupcake

When someone sticks their finger down your ass crack as it’s showing out the top of your pants.

Husband - “Don’t give me a hot cupcake while I’m fixing the plumbing.”
Wife - “No promises.”

by Kris10/10 December 23, 2017

Hot Ham

An exceptional gluteus maximus.

Man that personal trainer has some hot hams.

by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018

Jamaican hot sauce

Jamaican hot sauce is when you have diarrhea, and mix it into someone’s weed stash

Alex was being a dick so I hit his stash with the ole Jamaican hot sauce

by Jimothy Crimjims January 15, 2024

Hot Diggity Dick

Mickey Mouses Dick

Jim:What'd you have for breakfast this morning
Carl:Hot Diggity Dick

by boitheboi April 24, 2019

mountain dew and hot pockets

mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of

Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.

Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.

There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.

Hi my name is matthew and I like

mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.

Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.

Capri sun also works

by Blu_leef January 28, 2024