dumber than shit

The absolute dumbest level a person can be. This person would score a negative number on an IQ test.

Mike Tyson is dumber than shit.

by MnB75 March 5, 2005

One Hit Shit

A very powerful type of pot, supposivly get you fucked up in one hit

HOLY FUCK (COUGH COUGH) is this the mystical One hit shit?!?

by Jonathan December 9, 2003

ding-dong shit

the act of shitting in a bag, then ringing the doorbell of that asshole down the street, then throwing said bag of shit at his house.

I can't wait to ding-dong shit fred, he is such a douche.

by joeseph:D August 28, 2010

Nigga what the shit

When you find a need to use it, you will find out.

*looks into closet* NIGGA WHAT THE SHIT!!!

by Truth_hurts_9/11 February 8, 2010

Fucking piece of shit

you

you are a fucking piece of shit

by Hyacinth Lit November 5, 2020

shit the bed fred

phrase used to show amazement or disgust with a situation.

The milk spilled all over the floor.
Well Shit the Bed Fred! Now I have to mop.

by kimmy ann July 4, 2006

shit standing up

Refers to being so busy that you don't have time to use a restroom.

Used in the context of passing someone who wants to chat and you do not have time.

Cher: I swear, ever since I had Sonny axed, it's been non-stop busy for me.

Sting: Bloody hell! Know what you mean. Ive been running so much this week, I have to shit standing up!

by Richard Halliburton, Jr. December 29, 2007