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…..the way to make the most annoying things on the planet (children)
not you looking up “sex.” on urban dictionary just to read smut… horny bitch
by dementedbunny.ISSUAH$/7:8/ August 3, 2022
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When it was first period my teacher said there is a new student she was a girl.She came in. Her name was Vanessa her ass was tight. After school ended we went home Vanessa texted me her parents were not home. She said she is bored and wants fun. So i ran as fast as i could. I made it. She was twerking.She pulls me on the bed and starts making out with me. I take off my clothes she takes her off. Then my dick goes in her pussy. She moans.I grab her boobs and rub them on my dick.She moans louder.She says harder.I obey and went mega.I was like a cowboy.The she suck my 10 inch long dick.I cum.She make out with me again.I go mega again. Vanessa says "GO RON HARDER DADDY".I obey.She falls asleep. I make out when she does not know.I said " Can you twerk". Then she wakes up. I tell her again and she does twerk. Then i slap it. She moans so loud.Then we sleep. At school, we say to the teach can we go to the bathroom. She says yes.We went we makeout for 5 min. Then i woke up. Then i realized it was a dream. - -

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by reeeeboy June 21, 2021
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Sex

haha you thought it would be something dirty. it's not that kind of sex.
by WaterSun June 3, 2021
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Sex Offender

A Sex Offender is what you are or specifically what a guy named Chao is
by Big pp Anilo June 1, 2020
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No sex Tuesday

On the third Tuesday of the month you cant have sex
Trevor: No its Tuesday.
Me:Did you just say No Sex Tuesday!?
Tony: make it a Holiday!
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SOMEONE PLEASE JUST PUT THERE DICK INSIDE ME IM SO FUCKING HORNY
sex, im a gay cis male, 100 pounds with a 5 inch dick girthy and its so pretty and pink for daddy... please i beg someone i need some cock in my ass im so horny
by BreedingMySexyFuckToyForMommy October 10, 2023
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Here’s a nice way how to tell your kids how sex works without it being awkward
subtract the clothes divide the legs, imagine it being a pencil sharpener, you then pull out the hard pencil and put it in the sharpener and things will proceed to happen, the yelling and moaning that is happening is a perfect sound you wanna hear from the female subject

THEN VIOLENTLY CUM

And that’s how sex works kids, just make sure to wear protection when doing it
by Tabkat January 7, 2022
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