poach me baby

Put me in boiling water till I go runny so I can shit in your mouth

Oooooo yeah poach me baby

by Egg 🍳 September 3, 2017

Me

dumbass stupid but in math accel and cant get laid

Me = never got laid

by Ƥapi October 11, 2018

Kissed-Me-So-Hard-My-Ears-Popped

(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.

(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.

Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?

D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!

by laddie- October 14, 2018

Dericha me please

The need of wanting a sexy light skin girl with a great body to come pleasure you.

Rob: Yo, check out that fine ass brownskin over there.
Chester: Hell nah “Dericha me please”

by Aintit October 17, 2018

thrash me

a secret word to indicate a juul rip is needed. So your parents don’t know what your talking about and you can’t get in trouble;)

“Yo nig thrash me”

by goonshquad October 21, 2018

me generation

Refers to the person who uses their cellular communication device for nothing but taking selfies. The only thing they contribute to any situations is near identical photo's of themselves posted to social media.

Lars has gone on a me generation vacation. Now that he's botoxed his face, you can't really tell his vacation photos apart from the ones he took on previous vacations - every picture looks the same: Lars with a different background.
Turn the camera around sometime.

by the REAL Lex Complex October 25, 2018

sh'herd me now

To give oral sex

"Jessi wanted to sh'herd me now" after the party

by lildrift October 30, 2018