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Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022
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Shmeegie Balls

The word you say when you're frustrated, excited, or any other emotion. Typically used by spazzes in the sense of freaking out to make themselves laugh.
Boyne: *Misses a ball playing Rocket League*
"SHMEEGIE BALLS"
by Boyne Signski January 28, 2022
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Hot Ball Fiancé

A male, that drives around town in his sports car pulling ass and looking for his future ex wife. He finds pleasure in dressing up and flirting with the opposite sex in public.
Damn there goes Alana’s hot ball fiancé. He’s really hot ballin tonight.
by DonJon86 March 30, 2022
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Chucking balls

The act of emptying ones balls onto the face of a nearby hoe.
Erik was spent after chucking balls on your sister's eagerly awaiting face.
by VON SNOOZE July 16, 2016
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Ball Bobbing

Ball Bobbing

When Partner A puts their testicles in a container filled with water, Partner B then has to bob for them like apples
Marcus: Dude! Jessica bobbed for my balls like apples last night, was some total ball bobbing!
Jeff: What the fuck
by ieatfatballs March 8, 2024
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Balls

What some second graders call boobs..
Random 2nd grader: AYO HER BALLS BIG-
Me: its boobs-
by helo i like to eat ur poo March 26, 2024
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floggin balls

To massage one balls to rotate like Chinese stress balls.
She was floggin balls his sack like a helicopter.
by AlertDeavowet71 January 1, 2020
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