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Jizz Boy Syndrome

Jizz boy syndrome is a rare form of dementia, where delusions form before complete memory loss.

Delusions include but are not limited to:
An irrational fear of school boys sporting a school uniform, a misplaced confidence in the belief that feelings don't influence thought patterns, and not believing in the proper definitions of words.

As this disease progresses, memory loss can be seen in the following:
forgetting what they said moments earlier, and an inability to comprehend what they said once it is repeated back to them.

Nearer the end of this disease, the sufferer will become irate and start slurring hateful words at those trying to help, and also spamming/blocking relatives and loved ones.
Gary's Jizz Boy syndrome has progressed to end stage. I know this because he now "argues" like a vegan.
by MikeTheIncel January 7, 2024
mugGet the Jizz Boy Syndromemug.

Trump Derangement Syndrome

1) a gaslighting term used to convince others that being concerned with, actively against and/or spreading awareness of President Trump's dismantling of the United States' democracy and humanitarian freedoms is a sickness.

2) a gaslighting term used as an attempt to make someone who resists President Trump dismantling of the United States democracy and humanitarian freedoms feel in the wrong.
All you do is talk about and post about what Trump is doing. You must have Trump Derangement Syndrome.
by American citizen May 22, 2025
mugGet the Trump Derangement Syndromemug.

Fish and chips syndrome

FCS or Fish and chips syndrome is the when being that someone had or tried something once and it was amazing but you actually do not like it anywhere else but keep trying it at different places only to be let down over and over.
Manny: can I have the fish and chips please.
Kat: Manny you don’t like fish and chips

Manny: I do like it just from certain places..
Manny: *gets food* this is terrible, I do not like fish and chips.
Kat: you always forget you have fish and chips syndrome

*does this over and over again expecting a different result*
by MannyFresh85 August 2, 2025
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Hot Curling Iron Syndrome

The sensation one feels when one’s partner too eagerly rams his dick in their ass without allowing sufficient time to prepare.
Miguel needs to learn how to top. He just threw it in last night and it felt like someone shoved a hot curling iron up my ass. I've still got Hot Curling Iron Syndrome.
by CumSlvt October 12, 2016
mugGet the Hot Curling Iron Syndromemug.

Kriss Syndrome

Kriss Syndrome is then your called and ask too hang out and say You will be ther in 5. Than come after 45 min
Boy 1: He said he’ll be here in five
Boy 2: Oh yeah he has Kriss syndrome
by Gormur12 October 30, 2019
mugGet the Kriss Syndromemug.

selective noodle syndrome

Someone makes homemade Mac n cheese but they run out of a certain kind of noodle. So there's several different kinds of noodles.
Selective Noodle Syndrome is when you're picky and you dig through only getting a certain type of noodle out.
"She's digging through the noodles. She has Selective Noodle Syndrome."
by Lugnut13 April 9, 2017
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Myguy Syndrome

A deadly, horrible sickness that can inflict any fantasy football GM if they are not careful. Myguy Syndrome make a league owner drunk on their own player.

Symptoms include:
Blindness: to the fact that their Myguy is done.
Paralysis: unable to trade because he’s Myguy leading to a terrible fantasy record
Amnesia: Valuing the Myguy as if they were just drafted
GM #1: Hey, what would it cost to get Jeudy off your hands?

GM #2: idk man he’s my guy!
GM #1 I’ll give you a steaming pile of dogshit
GM #2 Idk man he was drafted in the first 4 years ago, has a new team, just starting to figure it out, a corner stone of my dynasty team. Need a 1st
GM #1 Nigga you have Myguy Syndrome! Seek help!
by Real dynasty dude August 14, 2024
mugGet the Myguy Syndromemug.

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