Bully syndrome

Someone who takes personal problems out at other people, usually harming them mentally and/or physically.

"This character has the bully syndrome."

by Uselezz April 12, 2022

Dicked Down Syndrome

Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.

Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"

Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."

Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"

Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"

Iam "We must have used that line before..."

Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"

Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"

Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"

Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"

by Hym Iam April 13, 2022

Nathan syndrome

A contagious syndrome whereby an individual understands and has revised all the content in class but pretends to be perpetually confused to conform to the status quo.

For example, telling your friends you don't know what a quota is just before your economics test, but then getting full scores for it, is the perfect example of Nathan syndrome.

Stop lying. I know you have revised, you clearly have Nathan syndrome!

by anonymous April 18, 2022

New mommy syndrome

When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.

Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.

by Dutch Pirate April 19, 2022

tetera syndrome

the tetera syndrome describes the situation in which the victim isn't able to shut the fuck up. they make weird noises which sound like a tea kettle (= spanish - tetera)

"Oh? What is that noise?" "Don't worry, it's just Selina. She recently got the tetera syndrome. She's in her quirky-silly-goofy mood. Give her ten minutes and she will be quiet(er) again."

by tetera April 20, 2022

Down syndrome

Someone with an extra chromosome

He liking his balls i think he has Down syndrome

by Illegal border hopper April 21, 2022

Imposter King of Fighter's Syndrome

Its where you have King of Fighters but forget you own a copy because the graphics are so good and belong in an expensive arcade cabinet. Only because you play too much Street Fighter and Tekken.

"Oh no. I didnt realize I have Guilty Gear XX. I must have Imposter King of Fighter's syndrome."

by Chevyman95 November 2, 2021