Bad sex advice

I saw a reddit post about a person confessing to give bad sex advice

Hym "And the 'Bad sex advice' was this: she instructed people to rub behind the knees, right? And I'm like 'OH SHIT! You were on a Real Sex documentary about a couole sex resort! I watched that!' It was hilarious! And what's-more IT WORKED FOR ME! I mean, that's starting to be a general theme here because it seems like EVERYTHING works for me because I'm a genius but you know what I mean. Still. Funny shit."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

Premarital sex

putting an outtie in an innie or vice versa before marriage

I had premarital sex by putting my outtie in her innie

by chronchie June 22, 2024

National Sex Day

OCTOBER 25 grab your men or woman or loved one!! and get it on for National Sex Day

jim: yo bro me and my girl havent gone at it in a while :(
tom: don’t worry jim that will change october 25!! For National Sex Day

by 7878 jim slim7878 October 20, 2019

Affectionate Sex

"Affectionate Sex" is a type of sex, when people have sex cause of the need to show their affection as a friend or lover.

Joshua and Stacy had affectionate sex! Hilarious!

by cheoud August 4, 2022

Sex

Part 5

He pulled himself and the vibrator out. My vagina was bruised, throbbing, and bloody. I wobbly got off the table. Mr. Gansheroff immediately hand me some (baby) wipes. I used them to wipe my vagina. He also used other wipes-disinfectant wipes-on the table and vibrator.

After my vagina was dry, I put back on my underwear and uniform. Mr. Gansheroff boomed at me, “If this were to happen again, I’m blindfolding you, gagging you, cuffing you, and everything.”

Sex

by PrettyNTough December 1, 2023

sex and god

if something is unfathomably good, like an infinitely fast internet connection or a blueberry cheesecake form candid café, some people can only explain their quality as being made of the greatest things that mankind has experienced

1. "Christ man this cheesecake is made of sex and god!"

2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."

by snicksnackpaddywack May 17, 2014

Sex

Something you don't get enough of.

Person 1- Bro when was the last time you had sex?
Person 2- ....a few months ago...
Person 1- You get no bitches.

by beyoncé October 13, 2022