Sex is like math.
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don’t multiply…
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don’t multiply…
Sex is like math.
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don’t multiply…
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don’t multiply…
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Get the ultra sex mug.National Sex Day is celebrated yearly on June 9th. Why? Because 6/9! It is celebrated for all sexualities. If a couple's straight and one's on their period, then one must perform oral sex, or many more ways to celebrate National Sex Day. Do something new with your soulmate! Do something more kinky!
How are you celebrating National Sex Day? I'm giving my boyfriend head today!
I'm celebrating National Sex Day by masturbating!
I'm celebrating National Sex Day by masturbating!
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Get the Sex god mug.They jump into bed and Ally rests her head on Miles’ shoulder. She jumps up, and sits on his knees.
He sits up. He then reaches forward and lifts up her t-shirt, revealing her bra. She helps him out by unbuttoning her bra, exposing her massive tits. Miles leads his finger down her breasts and squeezes them, Ally let out a moan and a giggle. She then unbuttons his shirt, and traces her finger over his muscular body. Then, Miles pants are pulled off and soon, his boxers are too, revealing his 8 incher. Miles grabs her by the waist and rips off her shorts, then chuckles and he pulls off her thong, exposing her shaved, wet pussy. He then slides his fingers up her, making her moan louder and louder. He inserted his fingers deeper, and she gasped. He then pushed his dick into her pussy, and she gasped even more. He started pushing it inside and out, making her moan and scream for him to go faster. Miles dick continued to penetrate into her pussy, it was amazing, Ally loved it. Her orgasms drove him wild, and made him fuck her harder and harder, she grasped her tits and gasped for air. She was screaming his name, telling him to go faster and harder. They left eachothers bodies, and both fell on eachother.
Miles lifted Ally’s chin up and pushed his lips into hers. Her lips brushed his, softly, delicately, just long enough that he could inhale her breath, feel the warmth of her skin. They just had the best sex of their lives.
He sits up. He then reaches forward and lifts up her t-shirt, revealing her bra. She helps him out by unbuttoning her bra, exposing her massive tits. Miles leads his finger down her breasts and squeezes them, Ally let out a moan and a giggle. She then unbuttons his shirt, and traces her finger over his muscular body. Then, Miles pants are pulled off and soon, his boxers are too, revealing his 8 incher. Miles grabs her by the waist and rips off her shorts, then chuckles and he pulls off her thong, exposing her shaved, wet pussy. He then slides his fingers up her, making her moan louder and louder. He inserted his fingers deeper, and she gasped. He then pushed his dick into her pussy, and she gasped even more. He started pushing it inside and out, making her moan and scream for him to go faster. Miles dick continued to penetrate into her pussy, it was amazing, Ally loved it. Her orgasms drove him wild, and made him fuck her harder and harder, she grasped her tits and gasped for air. She was screaming his name, telling him to go faster and harder. They left eachothers bodies, and both fell on eachother.
Miles lifted Ally’s chin up and pushed his lips into hers. Her lips brushed his, softly, delicately, just long enough that he could inhale her breath, feel the warmth of her skin. They just had the best sex of their lives.
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