Cock Wife

- A married individual who prefers the feminine term 'wife' who is in possesion of a massive (metaphorical or physical) cock (genitalia or animal).

'Hey, have you met Jasmine yet? She 100% radiates big dick energy.'
'Yeah, she's a total cock wife.'

by Sillyahh November 12, 2023

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Cock throttle

The bun on top of a man's head. AKA a man-bun. A dude with a man-bun loves to suck cock therefore their partner can control the speed of sucking hence Cock Throttle

My gay buddy loves dudes with man-buns because he can really grab that fucker and control the guy he calls it his cock throttle.

by RChammer0409 October 26, 2022

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Cock robin

When you feel friskier than what you physically have to back it up.

Yo dude, don't be a cock robin, he will mess your shit up!

by Gr8full1 August 10, 2021

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1)Someone who annoys you. A person who acts like a jerk for no reason. Cock-Midgets come in many forms. A sycophantic co worker, an evil boss, a stupid client, an annoying sibling etc. A Cock-Midget is simply someone you don't like.

2)Cock-Midget is also a disorder where a really tall person has an incredibly small penis. The disease is known as midget cock where as the person with the disease is known as a cock-midget.

1) That cock midget thinks he's so smart but he dosen't realize that everyone talks shit about him behind his back.

2) I saw Shaquille O'neill's penis in the shower and HOLY SHIT was it small. I couldn't believe it. I guess Shaq suffers from midget cock. He is a certified cock-midget.

by DR. HJ October 30, 2012

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