glued hat syndrome

condition that happens after you put a hat on after a haircut and can’t take it off. To cure you have to be shown ass or boobies.

Hey let me see ur haircut. I can’t i have glued hat syndrome.

by jaun james June 3, 2021

Mittani Derangement Syndrome

Mittani Derangement Syndrome (MDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of Spacelord Mittani, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason.

Villy, sadly, suffers from such a bad case of Mittani Derangement Syndrome that he can't handle people actually listening to his interview.

by Zabbara June 4, 2021

Burch Syndrome

The disability that Timmy Burch has on South Park

“If Jimmy has Cerebral Palsy, then what does Timmy have?”
“I think he just has Burch Syndrome”

by I Like To Define Words June 6, 2021

Hebleck Syndrome

a condition that affects the the penis/vagina, the lungs, the heart, the butt, the appendix, the uterus (only for girls), liver, spleen, uvula, throat, tonsils, teeth, gums, soft palate, and hard palate. some people have diseases such a lung cancer while others have things like black hairy tongue. this condition could get so serious that you can even die at a young age. some die as a baby while others die between the ages of 2 and 91. there was even a Hebleck Syndrome war in 1892. and iceland is where Hebleck Syndrome happens most of the time.

My friend from albania has hebleck syndrome.

by psendrom June 9, 2021

daClarky syndrome

A type of syndrome which is very deadly to all people, 98.5 of the people in this world have this syndrome and most of them are students. This syndrome causes laziness, procrastination, and losing focus.

You have the "daClarky syndrome" you must fight it, or else you will not be successful just like what happened to Clarky.

by clrkydhmsta101 June 12, 2021

matchdick syndrome

When a guy gets morning wood in his sleep which results in an irritated dicktip due to friction. As if it was repeatedly stricken like a match.

I can't have sex tonight hun, I have matchdick syndrome. Can you kiss it to make ot feel better?

by anonymousx266 June 18, 2021

Dyslexic Bae Syndrome

This is when Sophia can’t spell correctly and repeatedly tried over and over again to spell and failed at each and every attempt

“Is this how it’s spelled or do I have dyslexic bae syndrome”

by Not very smart Sophia June 18, 2021