by Cock and ball toucher October 6, 2023
Get the Cock grab daymug. 
Something we've all got in ourself, the part of us that just wants steal that persons girlfriend or to be in the way of someone and his crush having sex/getting together.
by Salvia Trader March 10, 2020
Get the Cock Gobblermug. A term to describe the act of vertical cutting along the urethra from the base of the top-hand side of the penis to the base of the bottom-hand side of the penis, then proceeding the peel the skin from the muscle of the penis down to either side, creating a banana-ish looking penis head.
Man I really hate that guy Peter, we should give him the ol' banana bald-cock to teach him a lesson.
by 0dayssinceilastqueefed January 15, 2025
Get the Banana Bald-Cockmug. Any bodily orface on a man or woman that has been a travel passage for more dicks than anyone can count.
Can also be used as a random insult.
Can also be used as a random insult.
by Thunderballs26 January 17, 2018
Get the cock canalmug. 
1)Someone who annoys you. A person who acts like a jerk for no reason. Cock-Midgets come in many forms. A sycophantic co worker, an evil boss, a stupid client, an annoying sibling etc. A Cock-Midget is simply someone you don't like.
2)Cock-Midget is also a disorder where a really tall person has an incredibly small penis. The disease is known as midget cock where as the person with the disease is known as a cock-midget.
2)Cock-Midget is also a disorder where a really tall person has an incredibly small penis. The disease is known as midget cock where as the person with the disease is known as a cock-midget.
1) That cock midget thinks he's so smart but he dosen't realize that everyone talks shit about him behind his back.
2) I saw Shaquille O'neill's penis in the shower and HOLY SHIT was it small. I couldn't believe it. I guess Shaq suffers from midget cock. He is a certified cock-midget.
2) I saw Shaquille O'neill's penis in the shower and HOLY SHIT was it small. I couldn't believe it. I guess Shaq suffers from midget cock. He is a certified cock-midget.
by DR. HJ October 30, 2012
Get the Cock-Midgetmug.