dirty mopper

(n) a mischevious person; one who shamelessly and embarrassingly acts out in extreme and obvious sarcasm, using irony and parody; a prankster and practical jokester. Orignally taken from the motion picture "The Count of Monte Cristo" when one said in arrogant passion, "You dare to demote me?" Hence, "demote me" became the verb "dirty mop." (Group to first use the term: Club Fathom Inc., Chattanooga TN)

(n) "That dirty mopper used all four containers of my hair gel... and why? He's bald!" "You dirty mopper. When I said I wanted a sight no one would forget, I did not mean for you to wear a pink spandex one-sie to my sister's wedding!" (v) "Com'mon, let's go dirty him up." "You dare to dirty mop me???"

by Jonathan Lankford August 16, 2006

Dirty Sarita

A Dirty Sarita is performed by a girl who is about to... you know... but then she lets out a very loud, almost ear piercing, squeak (a mouse squeak) and then goes on all fours and begins to run around the room while screaming in a manly deep voice, WHERES THE CHEESE, BITCH! This is very rare but once it happens it is something magical.

“Dude, last night... I think... I think Marissa did a dirty Sarita...” “that’s hot”

by An odd blonde April 17, 2020

Dirty Gravel

A unclean, rocky looking vagina.

Damn, that girl has dirty gravel!! (pair of lips) (VA JAY JAY!!!)

by BIGBOI!!! October 30, 2009

dirty plazmo

Doing your favorite lady in the ass and before you cum, ya pull out- paint a bullseye around her mouth with your dirty dick, and then commence target practice....hand optional..

....Plaz to Brad....I fuckin' Robinhooded that bitch with a dirty plazmo...

by [e-mail] January 15, 2007

Dirty Merlin

A Dirty Merlin is an older gentlemen, who hangs out in the corner of a bar hitting on locals. Usually sporting a novelty tash and smelling like rotten foodstuffs.

I met Ben for a drink as usual, but this time Dirty Merlin was there.

by Noraa Rellim January 26, 2009

Dirty Tulips

When a man's girlfriend or wife deficates and wipes from back to front, the boyfriend or husband then proceeds to go down and eat her vaghole clean. The opposite is when a man deficates, wipes from back to front over his scrotum...this is refered to as a "Glazed Coin purse".

i suggested something different for the ol'lady's birthday this year...i told her i wanna get her dirty tulips!
tulips two lips tainted flower foul flower reverse wipe glazed coin purse-there has been a revision

by Dirty Gardener July 28, 2010

Dirty Matty

When your girl works at subway and gives blowjobs to random dudes

Wow she really pulled a dirty matty

by Shortbboy May 15, 2020