Sex

Sex is like math.
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don’t multiply…

Sex is like math.
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don’t multiply…

by .xxx_j_xxx. May 13, 2022

Counter Sex

When your girlfriend cheats on you and as revenge you have sex with the guy in question.

"Dude my gf cheated on me with my brother."
"Man you should totally Counter Sex her."

by Terminalsicknessman March 5, 2017

sex with dog

If someone says to you “sex with dog” you much immediately respond with “dog with sex” or the other person must chop off your dick.

Person 1: Sex with dog
Person 2: DOG WITH SEXXXX

by anonymous March 9, 2021

sex

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by jbhyigtugf July 11, 2023

Sex

Something you will never get

Boy: sex?
Girl: no

by Salty sock October 8, 2021

Sex

Literally urban Dictionaries favorite thing, if you look at anything here it will have some sort of sex in it

Josh:God damn it its just another definition with sex in it again

by ThatGuyGrim November 29, 2023

sex

something neither of us will ever have

i cant pull bitches so no sex

by skybaditoilet August 19, 2024