Pulling A Michael

Spilling the bowl while smoking weed and just walking away instead of apologizing or attempting to clean it up.

Yeah man, I was hanging out with Mrs Alvord the other night and I was this close to Pulling a Michael, I was laughing so hard.

by Sphynx823 August 5, 2018

Pull a Gurk

Someone who says something totally inappropriate to a woman without even knowing her.

The man said to the woman, "I like your dress, you should have worn one that show a little more ass in my opinion."

(The man "Pulled a Gurk" when he said that to the woman)

If you want to Pull a Gurk, you need to be an asshole to a woman who is a stranger to you.

by Turkman19 March 8, 2011

Pull a DJ

When you fuck up so bad that your friends turn on you and piss on and take a shit on your car. When you fail at the last second and lose the game. When you hit on your best friend's girlfriend/ex-girlfriend. When you spread rumors (even true ones) about your friends the the detriment of said friends. When you cock-block friends repeatedly at a high level at a party. When you are so filled with jealousy that you must copy the actions of former friends. When you wreck your friend's car and refuse to pay for the damages. When you are too much of a douche to comprehend. When you do any of these things you are pulling a DJ.

Pull a DJ: You and your friend (let's call him DJ) are at Lake Havasu in Arizona for a college Spring Break Party. DJ pusses out at ever turn. Instead of socializing he tans on the beach. He refuses to party. But worst of all he cock blocks you so hard that your penis boomerangs back into your body.

by TheEmcee June 5, 2013

He Pulled a Devin

When your in a Xbox party and you leave without saying goodbye or see you later

I see Devin in the party but he not talking that’s because he pulled a devin

by The pepperpicker March 23, 2019

Pulled a Shakeel

To pull a shakeel: rage kick at least a third of a clan for poor performance in battle or events

Raptor: Did u hear that Shakeel kicked 12 people and then left the clan
Bella: yes, it was a mercy killing. we wouldn't have any of them back. He really pulled a Shakeel.

Raptor: I heard that Zack put him up to it
Bella: 100% homie

by Bslla January 16, 2021

pulled a Hancock

This phrase originated when my daughter an I saw the movie Hancock starring Will Smith. The movie is progressing nicely, and inspiring great laughs, when all-of-a-sudden like, the movie goes sideways and there's Egyptian gods and dichotomous entities and other crazy crap.

Thus was coined, the phrase, "...pulled a Hancock"

Which essentially means that everything was great until the writers and/or directors went bat-crap-crazy and sent the story sideways into ludicrous land.

The point in the movie Hancock when Charlize Theron is suddenly some kind of Egyptian god bound to Hancock - this is the point when the story "pulled a Hancock" - and sends him flying out the house (flying as in flung, not of his own volition).

by ThePhyxr January 3, 2012

Pulling a Hazel

Pulling a Hazel is when someone seemingly freaks out for little to any reason, and then proceeds to instantly feel sorry and asks people to pity them.

Woah calm down there, you’re Pulling a Hazel! If you aren’t careful I’ll have to give you a three month ban!

by FlamboyantRage April 15, 2020