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Cock on Mahogany

Metaphorical representation of the abrupt quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your cock on your boss's mahogany desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Dick on Desk.
Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Cock on mahogany earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years.
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Cock

The giant horse cock is 11 pounds.

That’s a long cock.
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cock and ball tourture

It is a phrase often used when in a doggy style sex position that means delight and comfort.
Oh daddy give me that cock and ball tourture!
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Cock Frog

A cock frog is a female who jumps from fucking one man to another in quick succession, much like your average slut.
My grandma, shes such a cock frog, shes fucked every bloke in that home! I would of thought she had syphilis by now
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Cock lovers 3000

When you and your gay friend and his lover love cocks ❤️
Join the cock lovers 3000 chat
by O'Neko April 22, 2022
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Cock and ball torture

Cock and ball torture is the torturing of the testiculs and penis
I’m gonna cock and ball torture you tomorrow
by Brendanhasafatass April 9, 2021
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