Ball Vacuum Vortex

A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.
Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.
by Kf1345 August 09, 2022
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Fuck-balled

Acutely intoxicated through alcohol consumption. Specifically applied to the combination or drinking and dancing.
I was so fuck-balled last night I can't remember their name.
by Ima HughJ Hoare February 07, 2023
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balls hose

Ian: I went on a date last night. She was so hot I’m amazed she didn’t set the smoke alarm off.

Roy: did she ask you to get your balls hose out to put the fire out on her face?
Ian: waaayyy!
Roy: Lads! Lads! Lads!
by brexitroy March 19, 2022
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Snow Balls

The act of ejaculating onto another man’s balls.
David gave me Snow Balls last night”

“I did not need to know that bro”
by zippyclean June 30, 2022
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When you receive a hand job on a public beach and when you finish you ejaculate on the sand, then proceed to form into a ball shape and make your partner eat it.
by Audrey from Maryland August 19, 2021
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