Knob Blobbin

In reference to the appearance of the "blobfish," any person, usually overweight, completely lubes up their body and places a dildo in place of their nose. This act is typically for fun.

"Woah, look at Felix, he's Knob Blobbin right now!"

"Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?"
"Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave."

"Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!"

by Tungsten Pimp October 1, 2022

Knob jockey

A man that has a peculiar involvement with his own sex

Barry is definitely a knob jockey he rides Dave all night

by Not a jockey September 28, 2025

knob stacker

A man or woman who preforms fellatio in a frequent manner and indiscriminate manner.

Did you see Jessica all over David and Mark last night, she's such a knob stacker.

by anonymous April 11, 2024

Rifle knob

Really long thin penis

My friend Dylan has a rifle knob according to tinder profile

by Flat.Turd April 23, 2021

Thumb The Knob

When you are putting a hold on proceeding with plans because you are having to wait on someone to catch up (i.e. Holding down the elevator door open button for the slower movers of the group).

Jordan: Why are you so late?
Jim: Sorry, I had to thumb the knob for Beth cause she needed to finish her show.

by Paragon of Virtue March 12, 2015

Knob Fairy

A knob fairy is one who works magic on the knob. Usually female, however can be male.

Callan is such a knob fairy

by imbatman.noireallyam July 2, 2014

knob swab

A gay man giving oral sex

Steven Colbert's band is full of knob swabbers

by Rosieola2013 October 30, 2015