Wheat straw spoon

The act of forcefully inserting anything painfully narrow into the urethra, or getting dicked in a way that feels like your piss hole is being industrially sanded. Often mentioned in the same breath as regret, tears, and internal screaming.

“Bro, she went full wheat straw spoon on me… I think my urethra is still drafting a breakup text.”

by LackOfHats February 24, 2026

wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp

Refers to where two mushy-hearted guys wif "different-but-delightful" personalities tenderly cradle a cute chick's ten slender digits between each of theirs at da same time --- i.e., one nice fellow affectionately interlaces his fingers palm-to-palm wif da girl's, and then da other pleasant-mannered dude lays his own hands against da backs of said sweet blinky-eyed damsel's hands and softly folds his own fingers into da mix, as well. Extra points if said two gentle-natured male admirers "split da softness" --- i.e., rather than one fellow's "hogging" both of da girl's warm velvety palms so dat da other guy only gets to touch da backs of her hands, each dude takes one palm and one back of da girl's hands when initially grasping them, so dat both guys get an equal share of "palming" and "spooning".

Employing da wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp is indeed super-pleasant and satisfying, but you can get even more creative than that... why not try da "poppy-seed-bun hand-clasp" --- i.e., where ya share da girl's hands wif a freckled dude --- or a "wheat-and-Pumpernickel-bread sandwich-hand-clasp", which involves letting an African-American hunk share a little squeezy fingers-'n'-palms fun wif said smiling sweetie-pie, also.

by QuacksO February 23, 2025

Wheat Slab

A pizza of any sort- Australian.

Hey bro, wanna get a wheat slab for dinner tonight?

by The Camel March 4, 2025

Wheatbran

the shorthand name for "T-shaped Silicone Crossdressing Fake Vagina Panties"

Did you bring your wheatbran for the party?
it wouldnt be a good picnic with the boys without the Wheatbran!

by Doc Orion April 12, 2025

Weak as Malik

when you real pussy like that 4 eyed boy Malik down the street. When you get bullied and people use your name to describe being a lil bitch.

Wow cuh, I always knew you was soft, but you akin' straight up "weak as Malik" up in this mother fucka. GD.

by Buhbuhboss April 13, 2025

Weakutor

A real one's way to refer to Executor, the weakest class from Elden Ring Nightreign.

It only has status effects and deflection, aka nowhere near enough pack to make it through.

The hardest class to play with, yet noobs and amateurs still pick it thinking they are gonna be doing anything but be a burden to the rest of the team.

And if 3 Weakutors get matched, it's over, that match is already lost.

Some clueless amateurs insist that he is "good for solo", don't listen to them, people who complete solos with Weakutor could complete solo as a Wandering Noble from Elden Ring.

Completing solo with Weakutor is the equivalent of the level 1 bare fists no hit runs from the previous Fromsoftware games.

Amateur: "I like to play Executor because i think his status effects are gonna get me somewhere and i wanna play this game as if it was Sekiro."

Pro: "Classic Weakutor player behaviour, here we go again, now i will have to carry the run with my Raider because this dude picked the worst class and thinks he is aura farming."

by Maxtery July 10, 2025

Weak duckling

Someone who is too young or intoxicated to defend themselves

Look at Simon over there struggling to stand up by the bar. He’s definitely the weak duckling.

by ThiccWhiteBoi July 23, 2025