Sperm Wars

When men play a game of tag by ejaculating on eachother

“oh shit did you just cum on me?”
“yeah bro! it’s sperm wars! you’re it! no tag backs!”

by domtopgothmomgf September 4, 2021

War of the Monsters

Possibly the greatest video game of all time. Released in 2003 for Playstation 2, you play as a giant monster destroying cities and fighting other monsters. Its awesomeness is equal to or greater than any other video game ever created.

I just played War of the Monsters and got my ass whooped by a giant gorilla.

by The Great Turd Burglar May 30, 2011

War Tomorrow

A fuckin kick ass punk band from Camarillo California which consists of 4 young men, the lead guitarist is cracked and can shred like a beast, the drummer has energy like no other, the bassist constantly keeps the crowd energized with his sweet moves, and the singer let's out the most aggressive yet badass voice
I love these guys.

Guy1: "Dude did you listen to the new War Tomorrow EP?"
Guy2: "WAR TOMORROW RELEASED A NEW EP!?"
Guy1: "I know right!"

by Epic nigga fart explosion March 5, 2023

Bar War

A bar war is the cousin of the bar fight, only more loud and violent. A bar war is defined by what happens.

Example A) A chair is thrown. Example A is a bar war.
Example B) Someone knifes someone. Example B is a bar war.
Example C) A drunk throws a punch. Example C is NOT a bar war.

"Dude, did you hear about last night? Phil threw a chair at some drunk guy and the whole bar started fighting!"
"Sounds like an epic bar war!"

by DublinJones December 4, 2009

Vietnam War

A war that the State Department lost, not the U.S. military. Dumbass liberal college students and hippies trying to turn our country into a communist regime at the same time didn't help, either.

After I got back from the Vietnam War, some hippie spit on my uniform and called me a baby-killing war criminal, so I broke his jaw, just to remind him that it's because of "baby-killers" like me that he has the freedom to express his thoughts, no matter how wrong or asinine those thoughts are.

by iamawesome93 June 16, 2011

war eagle

A battle cry most often heard during the fall Football season where it strikes fear into the hearts of any football team unfortunate enough to be against the Auburn Tigers.

"War Eagle fly down the field"

by name September 24, 2004

War Daddy

It is an inmate slang term for a pimp in a male prison; one who sets up sexual liaisons, just like a pimp on the streets does. The opposite of a sugar daddy.

Hey, I am looking for a war daddy." Do you know of any in here?

by Corrections Officer July 10, 2010