didgeridoo wanker

someone that prefers getting wanked off by someone with long acrylic nails

i know a right didgeridoo wanker.. never getting it from me

by longnailednitch January 30, 2021

wanker

insult by the sniper

Wave g'bye to your head, wanker! I'm gonna turn you into colored rain.

by chickenstealer March 4, 2021

Wanker

A funny way to say Jerk Off often used by the "British"

Friend 1 (British): He look at the Wanker,
Friend 2 (American): You mean jerk off you idiot!

by @THEGREYOStricH March 10, 2021

wanker

The LBSC I1.

Can't get this wanker to steam.

by Someone, lincon idfk March 24, 2021

ass wanker

Ass wanker is used in a sentence usually to insult someone for no reason

Adam: That guy is such an ass wanker

by Ass wanker April 11, 2021

Wanker

A really nice person

jeff:hey, i got you lunch!
you: thanks jeff! you're such a wanker!

by disturbation April 29, 2021

Wanker Tanker

The non PC version of Chelsea Tractor

Here comes Lydia in her new Range Rover Wanker Tanker. There goes the disabled space at Waitrose

by ThroatPunch May 2, 2021