Tragic Tree

The slang word for the Magic Tree Pub & Eatery, a restaurant. It's named this because of the god fucking awful luck regarding keeping kitchen staff.

"Another day at the Tragic Tree..." - Chewy

"Sorry mom I can't attend church today, no cooks showed up at the Tragic Tree so I gotta go in." - Jake

"Lmao u know what's sus af? Tragic Tree" - Malik (R.I.P.)

by Karl A Fladonk March 9, 2021

Tree Wookie

a person who would wookie in the trees during the Vietnam war

I hate tree wookie

by Wooker April 21, 2021

Splooge Tree

Similar to a family tree, but populated with one’s sexual conquests rather than relatives. It is commonly depicted by a phallus representing the trunk, testicles for the roots, and globs of splooge shot from the tip for the foliage (conquests).
(Also known as a “Spooge Tree” or “Fuck Tree”)

Abe painted a mural of his splooge tree on the wall, and the damn thing looks like an overgrown weeping willow.

by MaryTodd1818 April 25, 2021

Cooking Tree

The Best Cooking Youtuber alongside Nino's Home who known for nice recipes

Kim Searches "How to make great Recipes" on Google
Results: Cooking Tree
Kim: Nice

by Hyebun1 May 23, 2021

tree am

3 am but for TREE so am pro LOL XD

CURRENTY TREE AM OMG GUYZ

by B.R.A.I.N May 31, 2021

Tree Brark

Mostly a spacky downy. Normally called Will/William

Will you spacky downy, get back here you tree brark cunt

by Lennon0000 October 23, 2019

squeeze tree

a squeeze tree comes in many colors and flavors, a squeeze tree has no real definition, it is just simply a squeeze tree

you know what, you are a lemon squeeze tree

by squeeze tree October 29, 2019