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snail trail

term used to describe a wet patch on a bed after sexual intercourse, normally after the woman has sat upright on the side of her bed.
the loose bitch left a snail trail all over my bed after i fucked her brains out last night.
by ratman September 2, 2003
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race traitor

Anyone who isn't an ignorant racist.
That Nazi-wannabe called me a race traitor because I have a Jewish girlfriend.
by Truth hurts March 11, 2003
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Taits Mum

To be referred to as "taits mum" is quite offensive. It generally means slut or "Dundee ho bag". The phrase is quite common place in Dundee and gaining use around Scotland.
Dom: I see you were firing in to Ashley, get anywhere?
Dane: Nah man, she's worse than taits mum, gives me the boke.
by II R4z0R II January 3, 2009
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rusty trail mix

a hot steamy shit after eating hot sause, nuts, grapes, and a couple dingleberries. After done shitting you scoop the poop out with a net and feeding it throught the cameltoe with a granola bar.
" That far hairy pussy was just asking for some rusty trail mix"
by Derek aka cumfart March 2, 2009
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Hiking the Appalachian Trail

A euphemism for a mysterious disappearance as a result of illicit activities.
Disappear for a few days and need an explanation? "Sweetie, I was just 'hiking the Appalachian Trail!'"

Boss asking for a note on why you were out for a four-hour lunch with his wife? Yep, you guess it - you were out hiking the Appalachian Trail!

See also Sanford, soon-to-be-former Governor of SC.
by thecovert June 24, 2009
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Twilight Traitor

The bitch/bastard who leaked Midnight Sun on the internet and stopped SMeyer from writing it.
The one person that every Twilighter would love to kill.
Twihead: I wonder who the Twilight Traitor was?
Loser: IDK, What's a Twilight Traitor?
Twihead: R U KIDDING ME??????
Loser: No.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Loser is died.
Twihead: U should have read Twilight, bitch.
by PorschePixie <3 December 22, 2008
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happy trail

a line of hair usually starting at the belly button that leads down to the genital areas, it also helps to guide blind peoplez of the 20th century down to the genital areas.
blind dude:if it wasnt for that chicks happy trail i couldnt have finger banged her while she was knocked out.
by hala balooga March 27, 2008
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