Tossing a ham

That thing where you masturbate, take a shit, and throw up at the same time. AKA the trifecta

If I party too hard, I’ll end up tossing a ham

by Fionna Schwab October 29, 2023

tossing a hemi

When you toss the salad and she/he has hemorroids

It’s common courtesy to put preperation H on your tongue before tossing a hemi

by Dickwyne December 18, 2023

Tostito Toss

The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot,

sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.

I was about to blow in Brad’s mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. He gave me the old Tostito toss.

by Bleeding disorder January 3, 2024

tossing a hemi

Tossing a salad while your partner has a hemorroid

I bought some preperation H for my date tonight because I’m planning on tossing a hemi.

by Dickwyne January 6, 2024

Mazel toss

When you’re congratulating your friend on giving/receiving a hand job

“I gave my first ever hand job today!”
“Oh wow! Mazel toss!”

by Hanbanan052791 January 13, 2024

tossing a hemi

Tossing a salad while your partner has a hemorrhoids

Last night I was tossing a hemi with preperation H on my tongue.

by Dickwyne January 17, 2024

The Greek Sounding Salad Toss

A sexual act where one person inserts olives into the other's urethra, followed up with analingus.

"She gave him The Greek Sounding Salad Toss last night!"

by Trapmcfiggins January 18, 2024