Salad Tossed

Typically a Canadian saying to indicate you have received a new haircut.

Hey Bob, looks like you got your salad tossed! Looks great!

Hey honey, I am just going to get my salad tossed. Do you need anything from the grocery store on the way back?

by Canuckle January 18, 2023

Memphis Tossed Salad

When a gay mugger is robbing a handsome bitch he holds the gun to his head while eating his delicious ass.

I was hittin’ up one of these phat mofos he was so fine so I slammed him down for a Memphis Tossed Salad

by RingedHog February 12, 2023

Tossed Salad

When one person uses their tongue to go to town on another's bunghole for pleasure.

Jimmy, how did you make out last night? I hear you got a nice tossed salad. Great!!! She tossed my salad for a good 18-22 minutes.

by Big Gay Jim February 16, 2023

Tossing a ham

That thing where you masturbate, take a shit, and throw up at the same time. AKA the trifecta

If I party too hard, I’ll end up tossing a ham

by Fionna Schwab October 29, 2023

tossing a hemi

When you toss the salad and she/he has hemorroids

It’s common courtesy to put preperation H on your tongue before tossing a hemi

by Dickwyne December 18, 2023

Tostito Toss

The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot,

sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.

I was about to blow in Brad’s mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. He gave me the old Tostito toss.

by Bleeding disorder January 3, 2024

tossing a hemi

Tossing a salad while your partner has a hemorroid

I bought some preperation H for my date tonight because I’m planning on tossing a hemi.

by Dickwyne January 6, 2024