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Tommy Wardig

Tommy Wardig is cute, hot and peng. Whenever you see a Tommy Wardig, you will gasp! He quickly leaves your life so don't get too attached!
When Tommy Wardig walked into the room, everyone gasped.
by Tricketty twisty October 9, 2018
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Thumping Tommy

Specifically a phrase describing a morning erecting. Much like morning glory, morning wood.
Wow! Had a right Thumping Tommy this morning!
by Old rusty Jees May 30, 2018
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tommy cottom

A really gay boy that thinks he's god, he's really sexy too though.

Usually quiet but also entertaining, hangs out in a group of nerds. Tommy Cotton's are usually bi and many people think that they are not as good as they are
Boy: god is that Tommy Cottom?
Boy 2: obviously not, he's not hot, everything else matches up though
Boy: oh yeah, shame he's so narcissistic
by Chloe.B June 7, 2018
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Lil Tommy

Tom Yamada's assistant. The next maintenance planner extraordinaire. AKA Ryan Sell.
Is lil Tommy on his phone in the lobby again?!
by Clwoning around August 11, 2022
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Tommy Jr.

He’s had a difficult upbringing. He speaks of a childhood with memories so sad that they’re hard to hear. honey beware! You’re not the first one to be sitting right there. You’ll think he’s charming.

He’ll speak of gratitude but lack the follow through. He’ll make jokes when you’re serious and be serious when you’re joking. He makes it so easy to laugh at yourself. He kisses with both eyes open.

He’ll make love to you soOgood again and again you’ll find it easy to scream out this name.

It can make you feel like the most beautiful woman in the world but you’re not the only one. He says things like “Possessions 9/10ths of the law.” A meaning you won’t comprehend until you’re the one that’s locked out. He’s done it before. And he’ll do it again.

Left feeling like an outsider he brings out the worst in you. He does this and then says you’re insane.
Disappearing a favorite game of his. It’s only meant to make you want him more.

He speaks to no one unless he’s pretending you’re his “#1”

Gone for days and won’t answer. Lacks communication. No update no apologies it only hurts your heart.

Tommy Jr. a narcissist look it up and the similarities will scare you. He’s cold hearted living with wounds that won’t heal. It’s because of this that he leaves marks on all that he touches. With a body infected he’ll infect yours too so beware.

If a Tommy Jr. crosses your path he was born missing 2heart values so he’ll leave with a piece of your heart and all your money!
Tommy Jr. I did nothing but love that man. He asked for me to come get him days later and then goes ghost. Hours later he closes the curtains and then sends down his ghetto ass aunt.

Tommy jr. will take anything he can from you. He really doesn’t care. His actions speak louder than his little to no words.

A bad taste in your mouth that tommy Jr. bc he’s missing all of his teeth!
by Broken#nothing August 18, 2022
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Tommy

Girl Dad and voracious lover of life. Big bouncy ever-ready badass. Rarely consistent always persistent. Speaks his mind constantly, but seldom ever asked. Hard on the outside, soft in the middle. You just have to know how many licks it takes. Once you are under him, you'll never get over him. Tommy, you're number 1.
You can always count on Tommy if you are craving hard salami.

Tommy is a meat and potatoes kind of guy who loves to eat roast beef.
by Jennymakeithappen August 25, 2022
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Tommy timing

When you say something outrageously sus
Person 1: bro your balls could fit in my mouth
Person 2: yooo nah you on that Tommy timing
by 3babyariocha August 29, 2022
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