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apple day

To wakeup so hungover in albany that when you see a congregation of pumpkin fuckers bobbing for apples under a tree on a rainy sunday dusk, your first thought isnt that its earthday or labor day or whatever the fuck holiday people decide to worship trees and apples. Instead you scream out in a loud mickey mouse type tone "happy apple day" to every person you see on the way back to your room/wendy's.
I almost flabbergasted when i found out it was appleday... happy apple day, happy apple day, happy apple day...
by casedilla2 March 14, 2010
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fiing day

(fing)
acronym for Fuck It I'm Not Going day
taken simply for the reason that you don't want to go to school, work or so on....
see also mental health day
alarm blares
man smashes it with sledgehammer, "Screw work, I'm taking a FIING day"
by eriCartman December 29, 2007
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schnuerffdog day

a fun and joyous holiday that happens the first friday of the second semester in a school year! those celebrating wear green to share their schnuerffdog day cheer!!!
“hey, why are you ironing your green shirt?”
“it’s schnuerffdog day tommorow, obviously!!”
by lickmyhairyhole January 20, 2023
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no sex day

No sex day- usually celebrated on the 3rd of october, everybody participating refrains from any sexual activity until midnight 3rd of October
Hey Jenny, you realise its no sex day today right?
by Goggler201926 October 2, 2019
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toolshed day

The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.
Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.

Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!
by GA Bees May 21, 2017
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Merthur Day

The day where we all come together on the 8th of November to celebrate Merlin and his himbo Arthur with sad edits, sad fics, happy edits and happy fics alike :)))
Person 1: Bro it’s Merthur day

Person 2: Wtf is that

Person 3: THEY’RE TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN
by merthurismyreligion November 5, 2021
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Ascanio's Day

Eccentric italian meme tradition born from a strange YouTube video of misheard lyrics. On the 8th of January, according to the misheard lyrics of the (popular iranian) song, you are supposed to let the guy named Ascanio in. No expalantions, that is what the song says. Since the spread of the video meme, the 8th of January in now known in Italy as Ascanio's day.
It's Ascanio's Day today! Let the damn boi in!
by Red Velvet Spring January 8, 2021
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