The slippery snake

When a guy slips his dick in and out of a girl while she is sleeping

I gave my girlfriend the slippery snake last night

by The slippery snake October 28, 2014

Snake

Snakes are cold blooded legless reptiles closely related to lizards, which share the order Squamata. There are also several species of legless lizard which superficially resemble snakes, but are not otherwise related to them. A love of snakes is called ophiophilia, a fear of snakes is called ophidiophobia (or snakephobia), a specialist in snakes is an ophiologist.

"there are snakes; on the plane; and they're biting; and they're scaring people;"

"you just bite me in the ass, snake?"

"I'll fight a snake, I don't care"

"that f*cking snake almost got me"

"what the f*ck is wid all these fuckin snakes eh huh? they're all over the f*ckin place, can you believe dis?"

"I don' mean no dis-respect, but you got a reptile problem. you do. you do. you do."

"I'm not gonna say it again. I'm not gonna say it again. I'm not gonna say it again."

"OH my god, look how many snakes are on this f*cking plane"

"I don't know what you f*ckin' snakes are thinking, but if you wanna fight, then bring it on, beca--ahh the f*cker bit me"

by thatf*ckin'snakealmostgotme August 30, 2008

Fiber Snake

Basically it's a turd

I need to take my fiber snake for a swim

by Danny Pena January 4, 2004

double snake

Double snake is when the girl and the guy each put one finger in the girl's pussy at the same time.

Right before they had sex they double snaked.

by xxxjessxxx June 22, 2007

uber snake

a giant snake that is camo and flys. eats people in corn feilds (detasling). is a huge ass snake.

run bitch run!!!!!! its a giant uber snake

by austin_the_amazing January 12, 2008

Chocolate Snake

When you take a dump that wraps around the toilet bowl.

I had to call the plumber for the third this week to discard one of Nat's chocolate snakes.

by Koknballz December 4, 2009

snake jaw

When your dick is to wide for someone's jaw; it cause the temporal mandibular joint(TMJ) to stretch and become sore. Similar to a snake's jaw almost breaks during feeding.

Damn, I was getting some good head last night. I think I gave him snake jaw.

by Lambsquared May 6, 2016