Twitter

A cesspool of shit where people get so offended by something so pointless that it becomes a problem for society.

If you use Twitter, here's a great tip for you that'll prevent you from being a piece of shit

Listen to Pink Guy's song titled "STFU"

When Kpop fans and other undesirable people realise Joji is Filthy Frank, they lose their dignity and they start spewing out things like "#canceljoji"

Twitter should be erased off the internet. It is ruining society and it is stopping human evolution.

by Lei Feng August 24, 2021

Twitter

Hell

“Twitter is hell”

by 6942002496 November 1, 2021

Twitter

Where god doesn’t exist and every word you say is a slur

Hey guys, have you been in Twitter?
Nah man, Twitter sucks ass

by Mrsymphony April 12, 2021

Twitter Stickers

Twitter Stickers are another name for a bumper stickers. They both convey an opinion in a minimum of words.

Me: Omg - that's hilarious - look at that guy's bumper sticker.
Him: What does it say:
Me: It says, "How am I driving? How does a car really work?. How does a loving God allow such much pain."
Him: Well we certainly knows where he stands. Bumper stickers - the original twitter!

Me. They're twitter stickers

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 24, 2020

Twitter

That piece of skin between the twat and the shitter. Aka the {taint}

Did you get any on your Twitter?, or "did you shave that Twitter yet?"

by Lill D May 21, 2020

Twitter-vom

The event where an individual tweets a lot in a very short space of time about a series of unimportant and seemingly unconnected topics.

(n.b. this occurs often as a result of either caffeine highs, drunk tweeting and extreme boredom/procrastination)

Person 1: hey, did you see twitter last night?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Tom got drunk and had a bad case of twitter-vom last night, it was hilarious.

by weg m January 7, 2013

Twitter

Donald Trump's search engine

Fuck Twitter

by koolcid633 June 4, 2017