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Steven

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Steven, may I please use the cycling machine?
Hey, did you ask Steven for permission to use this dumbell?
by capalotty April 8, 2024
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Steven

Steven is the door knob in every friend group. He is the person to cry when getting caught by the cops. He is also the type of person to go play crossing guard with the fucking train and yell stop. He most likely practices kissing for his nonexistent girlfriend on his mom.He always tries to start shit but when faced to fight the person he pussies out at the last time. Most likely foxes dog at 3 AM. Steven makes car e He always tries to start shit but when faced to fight the person he pussies out at the last time. Most likely fucks his dog at 3 AM. He is most likely that cringy ASS highschooler who makes car edits for his Acura car. He crashes his car harder than fucking 911bASS highschooler who makes car edits for his Acura car. He crashes his car harder than fucking 9/11.
Eww look it’s the fucking doorknob Steven coming down the hill. “ hey Steven don’t fall over your own ass!!”
by Bs.gerp January 30, 2020
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Steven Universe

A show about gay crystals and some kid with a rock shoved inside of him
Person 1 - "Hey have you seen Steven Universe? It's so cool!"

Person 2 - "Never speak to me again."
by Kevlar Vest December 19, 2021
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Steven Appachan

You're such a Steven Appachan. I wish i was a Steven Appachan
by Mylo Xyloto November 27, 2011
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Steven

Me: Anyone know someone that could scoop us up
Steven: yeah I got you
by the definition master November 22, 2021
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Steven Hull

A retard with a sexy mullet
by DALDYYY April 3, 2019
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dusty stevens

Man who can’t even name all the countries in europe and Africa. He’s also bad at Minecraft. Use this on someone and you will be at risk of getting sued for slander.
I gave my sister a dusty stevens last night!
by Freesalad January 11, 2020
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