Out of all the attendees at the gay pride festival, what do you think the percentage of carpet munchers were there compared to the percentage of pole climbers was?
by Mr. Deplorable July 4, 2024

by Bapper69 January 31, 2018

by Mr. Gatsby April 29, 2021

"Damn, you guys have been fucking since way back.. Like forever ago. Maybe he's your soul mate? "
Pole Mate dude.
Pole mate.
PoleNotSoul alldaybooty
Pole Mate dude.
Pole mate.
PoleNotSoul alldaybooty
by Gadzooks March 18, 2014

When two people take a shit in a toilet at the same time, one using the normal bowl and the other doing an upper decker
by jbgiraffe October 18, 2022

A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.
"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)
(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")
"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)
(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")
by ahbissofuckia July 15, 2009
