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Pole Climber

Out of all the attendees at the gay pride festival, what do you think the percentage of carpet munchers were there compared to the percentage of pole climbers was?
by Mr. Deplorable July 4, 2024
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Pole Bap

To flawlessly and vigorously perform a Hand Job.
This weekend I gave my boyfriend the best pole bapping of his life.
by Bapper69 January 31, 2018
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Pole

Amber loves patryk he’s a pole
by Never know sksksk August 16, 2019
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show pole

Mr. Gatsby was leaning on his show pole while waiting for his drink.
by Mr. Gatsby April 29, 2021
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pole mate

"Damn, you guys have been fucking since way back.. Like forever ago. Maybe he's your soul mate? "

Pole Mate dude.
Pole mate.

PoleNotSoul alldaybooty
by Gadzooks March 18, 2014
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totem pole

When two people take a shit in a toilet at the same time, one using the normal bowl and the other doing an upper decker
John and Steve got caught doing a totem pole in the school bathroom
by jbgiraffe October 18, 2022
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Fluffing your own pole

When a porn star is so shit they have to fluff themself. ie: amateur shit.
A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.

"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)

(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")
by ahbissofuckia July 15, 2009
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