Cock Pit Parking

Parking your penis in a vagina before, during, or after sex. It does not move while "Cock Pit Parking".

I enjoy cock pit parking in her box after banging it all night.

by AbileneDickHead January 24, 2014

pit baggin

Pit Baggin- a hick way of describing mudding or pit riding.

Oh f**k bud, let’s get the bikes and go pit baggin
*country boy slang for mudding

by Coon Casher July 3, 2021

pit stop

The act of stopping to curb-stomp someone while on your way to a John Lennon concert.
This act may or may not be lethal, though it is usually not.

Person 1: "Hey did you see that crazy guy on the news last night, the one that curb-stomped someone."
Person 2: "Yeah that was me, totally pit stopped that mofo. The Lennon concert was pretty good though."

by 50UP13 November 22, 2021

Meth pits

A term used to describe the horrible smell you get from doing Methamphetamine.

"I haven't seen Kurt in a few days"
"he's probably gonna have meth pits"

by HelloLilypad February 8, 2020

Pit and run

When the owner of a pitbull flees with their mutt after maulling another person or animal.

Pitbull mauls pensioner and toddler in pit and run.

by RoundenBrown August 17, 2025

Pit stop

The action of giving someone a flat tire them as you walk by fart in their face. This imitates what a race car does as it gets new tires and refills on gas.

I gave jimmy a pit stop and it was funny.

by Jayjinglejiggle1010 January 8, 2020

Caca Pit

A pit filled with balls that toddlers shit in.

Max, I need to go to the bathroom. (Mom goes to the bathroom and comes back in horror to find out that Max is in the caca pit.)
Max, where are you?

Oh there you are!

OH FUCK! Why is there a dirty diaper with shit all over you?
Max: This is the caca pit!

Mom: Why did I have kids?

by JannRickles May 21, 2023