This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.
Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021
Get the Tighter than a crab's assmug. 1. the situation of going down on a woman of Asian heritage.
2. When you’re finger blasting a chick, with a slight hint of soy sauce.
2. When you’re finger blasting a chick, with a slight hint of soy sauce.
I took this girl on a date to get Thai last night, afterwards, I got to eat a crab pagoon for dessert!
by Donnie’s back up plans August 17, 2025
Get the Crab Pagoonmug. by YodaOfCrab'sBiggestSimp January 11, 2021
Get the Yoda Of Crabmug. Crab Meatballs is a name someone decides to call themselves for no reason. And they use that name for everything, usernames and all.
Person: Why do you call yourself Crab Meatballs?
Crab Meatballs: Because I can.
Person: Does it have any significance?
Crab Meatballs: No.
Crab Meatballs: Because I can.
Person: Does it have any significance?
Crab Meatballs: No.
by Crab_meatballs November 20, 2022
Get the crab meatballsmug. The Crab is a manoeuvre performed by a man following sex. The man follows the woman to the toilet, crouched down with him hands held out, cupped, ready to catch the dripping semen out of the vagina in a sideways fashion, similar to that of a crab.
by FalconPP May 28, 2021
Get the The Crabmug. Like crabs to a wounded bird, they proceeded to surround that guy and shred him to a bloody pulp with their pincers, prying at his flesh.
by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021
Get the Crabsmug. Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.
by The real Dictionary Master 300 June 7, 2016
Get the horizontal crab cakemug.