CLAP YOU UP

When you celebrate someone and give them props - like a round of applause... you're 'clapping them up'

Diana did so amazingly in her training. I'm totally going to 'clap her up'.

Diana - I'm clapping you up!
Diana - I clap you up for being so amazing!

by Naked Unicorn March 25, 2021

shit in my hands and clap

Sarcastic Reply.
when asked to do something unpleasant or tedious, this response sums up how horrid you think that task is- and you are not going to do it .

Teacher: Smith, can you help me to hand out these excercise books to the rest of the class?
Smith: no chance...I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. Sir.

by Mr Cunninglinguist August 20, 2013

Stay strapped or get clapped

Stay armed for your protection or risk being destroyed.

A man was walking around with a sword, stabbing multiple people. If one of them were strapped they wouldn't have been clapped. "Stay strapped or get clapped"!

by tommy2scoops April 5, 2020

lemme clap them cheeks

to have sex with a girl from behind and hear the “clapping sound” while you are making love

Ronald- “Hey becky lemme clap them cheeks.” Becky- “No ronald.”

by Bennett Boy September 16, 2018

Stay strapped or get clapped

A saying which means to carry a weapon/gun (being strapped) on one's person at all times or suffer the possibility of being a victim if SHTF (being shot/stabbed/killed = getting clapped)

Dont let yourself be a victim, stay strapped and you won't get clapped!

Bro 1: Yo did you see the news, some batshit crazy guy shot up a mall!

Bro 2: Yeah man I saw it, that's why I always "Stay strapped or get clapped", worlds crazy bro.

by Shores386 January 15, 2021

irish clapping

When a female sits on a mans genitalia and bounces up and down rapidly until the fluid known as semen erupts from the males genitalia.

I heard Michael and Catherine were Irish Clapping in the Dunkin' Donuts bathroom

by Mermaid man July 28, 2014

Clapping them alien cheeks

The act of having sex with an Area 51 alien after or during the September 20 raid, usually in a meme context.

Hey Michael, are you going to the Area 51 raid next week?
Yeah, I’m gonna be clapping them alien cheeks

by Meer0000000 August 2, 2019