What used to be a penis (male genitalia) that hasn’t been used for sex in over a year and only used for peeing and the occasional masturbation session. First step to using viagra.
by AlwaysGloris June 12, 2018

I’ll do my research on the 'tube!
by Bestof1990 May 11, 2021

The act of wiping the one's own anus while positioned on the seat of a toilet at the precise time of which video technology is being received by the individual via any of the five currently known senses (or any possible other sense not yet discovered/realized/invented by human kind) all while consciously inhibited by the chemical reaction produced in the brain of an individual by igniting the flowers' subatomic particles of the historically popular marijuana plant.
"Johnny! Take out the trash please." Said Johnny's Mother.
"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"
"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"
by Jakylnpsa August 2, 2017

i have a friend that also goes by dick sickle, that can be described as inner tube tits. meaning he has weird tits... even though i don't know what they look like
by innertubetits March 10, 2017

Its a form of birth control to which you jam a bunch of jolikia ghost peppers up into some chicks uturus To burn out any kids you left behind. If this is done to a casual sexual partner and you cut off contact after said joloking you are said to have “Jolikia ghost peckered” her.
by TheeWaterboy September 28, 2020

by kittypowers November 14, 2017

(noun and or verb)
noun: A “Kawasaki Tube Top” is commonly defined as an irresistible simp who’s willing to do anything to get their knuckles pounded by passerby’s.
verb: When a man stretches his fishing gaiter out over his shoulders and crawls through it, only allowing the overextended fabric to cover his exposed nipples.
noun: A “Kawasaki Tube Top” is commonly defined as an irresistible simp who’s willing to do anything to get their knuckles pounded by passerby’s.
verb: When a man stretches his fishing gaiter out over his shoulders and crawls through it, only allowing the overextended fabric to cover his exposed nipples.
Noun: Hey babe, let’s stay on this side of the street..i don’t want us getting too close to that Kawasaki Tube Top.
Verb: I didn’t think Terry was going to be able to do it..but through sheer will power and drunken commitment, he was able to kawasaki tube top himself.
Verb: I didn’t think Terry was going to be able to do it..but through sheer will power and drunken commitment, he was able to kawasaki tube top himself.
by JayBoogie714 March 9, 2021
