Skip to main content

Mississippi swamp donkey

when you eat too much fruit on the bottom yogurt and you can't make it to the bathroom and you shat yourself while in sunday school.
o look at Jim, i told him not to eat all that fruit on the bottom yogurt.

-Yep looks like he got a case of Mississippi swamp donkey, right in the middle of church!!
by beanballz February 27, 2010
mugGet the Mississippi swamp donkeymug.

Reverse Swamp Donkey

To "Reverse Swamp Donkey" is very similar to "Swamp Donkey," the only real difference is the gender roles. In a Reverse Swamp Donkey, a horny male gets a girl plastered, while the male stays sober, but pretends to be drunk. Once the girl is nearing blackout, the male takes her upstairs and has shameful sex with her.
"Dude, did you guys hear about Stuart? I guess he swamp donkeyed some girl last night."

"Bro, only chicks can swamp donkey."
"Then Stuart reverse swamp donkeyed her! That slimey sack of shit!"
by Sith Lords November 16, 2014
mugGet the Reverse Swamp Donkeymug.

Mongolian swamp rat

A mystical creature that feeds off of maggots in the Mongolian swamps. Commenly referred to Asians who eat things off the ground.
"Oi Damon quit eating shit off the ground you dumb Mongolian swamp rat."
by Ryan_gow69pussyflaps March 24, 2016
mugGet the Mongolian swamp ratmug.

Russian Swamp Goggles

To shit in swimming goggles and put them on them in their sleep
Hey you wanna do a prank, yeah lets do Russian swamp goggles
by ifuckedmilfs November 1, 2021
mugGet the Russian Swamp Gogglesmug.

swamp log

swamp log is the term for pulling your penis out of a vagina and sticking it directly in a girls vagina or mouth.
I pulled my penis out of a girls vagina and put it directly in her vagina.I swamp logged her.

I pulled my penis out of a girls vagina and stuck it directly in her mouth. i swamp logged her.
by the swamp logger November 15, 2010
mugGet the swamp logmug.

Winchester Swamp Water

This is a slang term for the beverage, "Ale-8." Bottled in Winchester KY, the name refers to the suspicious-looking color and consistency of the soda.
I'm thirsty, will you get me some Winchester Swamp Water?
by Cantjump February 27, 2011
mugGet the Winchester Swamp Watermug.

Alabama Swamp Taco

Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket, it is when you diarrhea, not shit, into a woman's vagina and consequently peruse it with your erect penis.
Latisha was a kinky bitch, so she asked her boyfriend to perform an Alabama Swamp Taco on her. Her boyfriend consequently left her.
by homoHunter99 June 8, 2009
mugGet the Alabama Swamp Tacomug.

Share this definition