pole babbling

The act of attempting to speak when your tongue is stuck to a cold pole

"Guyth I need my mecidthon" "What is he doing?" "Oh he's just pole babbling"

by Carlos the marmoset January 27, 2014

sucker pole

Where an enterprising bike thief has removed bolts securing a pole to the bottom, but kept the pole for the cyclist to lock up to...like a sucker.

Always make sure you're not locking to a sucker pole!

by NigelM November 30, 2018

Totem Pole Hoe

When a late night snake looking bitch is stacked up on top of and slowly takes the form of a creature from the sewers of Detroit.

Damn that totem pole hoe was nice until I looked up and saw what that bitches face looked like.

by King Smidi July 5, 2017

pole waxer

When a boy or girl sucks dick

Boy: man I need a good pole waxing
Girl: I would love to be ur pole waxer

by John9872640163 March 12, 2014

Smelly Pole

A smelly Pole is a person who has Polish heritage, they often have thick accents and get made fun of for a long pointy nose as part of their facial features, they often have thinning hair and get told about their balding quite a bit, this annoys them.

"Hey, smelly Pole get over here"
"My hair isn't that thin (said with very thick Polish accent)

by Big man Frank August 19, 2022

Pole jostling

To masterbate

What were you doing in there for so long? Were you pole jostling or something?

by Bad word creator August 1, 2023

Pole brother

A person whomst you share a sex partner with.
Alternatively: Two people who have had sex with the same person

If you also fuck Karen, we’ll become pole brothers.
Alternatively: Did you hear that Isaac and John are pole brothers? They’ve both pounded Hilary!

by natermater November 18, 2020