"When I'm lathering myself in the shower, I make sure to take the hood off the hawk—it's the final touch for a job well done!"
by Dnalor75 August 10, 2024
by Acea'spades August 19, 2004
When a man pulls his dick out of another man's ass, violently slams it in his partner's mouth only to have his partner bite down and get lockjaw, causing violent shrieking and fighting.
by fitinglosers November 21, 2015
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
The act of a person continuously waiting for a message. (Via Facebook or Text) Said person will INSTANTLY reply with gusto.
by Scorp130n May 20, 2013
Me: “Ethan Hawke is so hot, I wanna marry him. I’ll be his controversially young girlfriend/wife.”
Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀
Me: Even better 😋🤤
Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀
Me: Even better 😋🤤
by Ethankhawkesimp05 January 09, 2024
by Ye2001 June 24, 2024