Ding Dong Ditch

When you drop your kids off unannounced at family members with minimal to no warning

Dam, we just got DDD (ding dong ditched) by Tony again...

by sjohnson22 March 7, 2022

All the dong placenta

The action in which blood and, in rare cases, gore comes out of somebody's penis

Alex - I was jacking it and felt a little sting and then whoops, All the dong placenta spilled on my bed linen

Brad - oh yeah man that totally sucks, should probably check that out with a doctor

by Shadmyre February 14, 2020

Diddly-Dong Donut

An insult, usually used in place of 'stupid', 'moron', or 'idiot', after completing an action of particular idiocracy and/or of a higher caliber of oddness compared to normal.

*says something strange*
"Zöe, you diddly-dong donut.."

by KovaKovacs September 15, 2018

alaskan dong fan

The only way to get AC in Alaska

Hey, can you give me the Alaskan dong fan?

by RazorLeaf February 15, 2022

14 inch dong

A girthy, horse cock

“I was expecting a 14 inch dong but instead got an incher pincher”

by Massive Meat Stick August 3, 2020

ding dong ditcher

Kids who do pranks by ringing people's door bells.

I shot the ding dong ditchers with a paintball, they were getting on my nerves.

by Juju_02 July 11, 2016

ding-dong sock

a condom

bobby decided to be safe, and put on his ding-dong sock

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020