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Canada Joke

Its a deal breaker sign that the person you are dating is not your "one". You will recognize a Canada Joke because:
1. You may immediately loose all sexual attraction to the person.
2. Lost your patience at anything this person continues to say because you subconsciously or consciously feel this person is too stupid or lame to carry on a decent conversation.
3. Get up and walk away for good without saying a word and without any remorse.
4. Any respect that was there is now gone for this person.

Originated from someone not getting a joke about canadians.
Me: He picked me up for the first time and I saw he had Ani DiFranco and Indigo Girls CDs in his car. I am so not going out with him again. What a pussy.

My Best Friend: Oh, that's so a Canada Joke.

Me: I know. Straight guys don't listen to Ani DiFranco and the Indigo Girls.
by Azerifilly March 1, 2010
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Canada's History

The sexual act of putting your hockey stick in a girl's beaver and then letting your maple syrup go all over her as you scream out "eh!"
I performed Canada's History last night, it was awesome...eh.
by Public_Emery February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act so depraved it cannot be explained on television, involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

It has only been successfully accomplished three times. All of them by Americans, who didn't get the joke.

This is why the Stanley Cup now travels with armed guards.
Dude! America! "Canada's History" was a JOKE!!! We didn't mean for you to actually try it!
by Moose Hatchery February 5, 2010
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A highly perverse form of sexual intercourse involving adult pleasureables that can be directly (and stereotypically) attributed to Canada. Such examples of said pleasurables could include moose antlers, Canadian whisky, and the stanley cup.
Jess & Gary could not engage themselves any longer in "canada's history," as it took too much a toll on her body.
by jmblas February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

(N.) "Canada's History" is the Canadian national sport where two males dip their penises into a large jug of Canadian maple syrup, then place their syrup soaked penises into a large ant hill trying to catch as many ants on their respective penises as possible. Then the contestants must then attempt to fill the Stanley cup with these ants. The first male to fill the Stanley cup wins the coveted "about eh" Moose Antler hat rack trophy and a coupon to Bennigans.
Hey did you watch Canada's History last night?

Ya that guy really should have checked if he was allergic to ants before sticking his cock in that ant hill...what a shame they had to amputate it.
by Drewburns February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act involving antlers from a North American moose, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup. The act was started when a group of Canadian Mounties snowed in for 6 weeks in a remote part of British Colombia became overcome by their sexual needs. Lacking the company of women and lubricants, the mounties used the tools around them in an event that shaped the history of an entire country and the mounties rectums for long after they returned home with their exhilirating tale.
guy 1: what are you gonna do while your girlfriend is out of town?

guy 2: i don't know, i was thinking about having some of the guys over, you know, watch some hockey, lock the doors and make Canada's History.
by ikarus627 February 4, 2010
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A sexual act so depraved, it cannot be described on TV. It involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. "Putting it all in there" is the most difficult part of the act.
Did you hear? Steven Colbert just did a Canada's History to O'Rilley.
by FiveAces February 4, 2010
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